Razne bedarije & vici 2

Tut spadajo pod fuzbal :)
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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by Redheart » 14.03.2013 15:15

Pridem zdej na sestanek v Milano in v hotelu naletim na Tottenhamove luzerje :-D
In your face bitches! :lfc:
To mi je polepsalo dan!
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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by Jean » 23.04.2013 15:13

"I've always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can't live for a second without hope" -Brendan Rodgers

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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by direktor97 » 16.07.2013 11:49

Gonna leave you with this!

A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",

"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.

"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the manc sc*m. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunter, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said

"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,

"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!!"

- Marco

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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by Loko » 17.07.2013 10:03

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Zihr je zihr. :mrgreen:
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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by milkec » 27.07.2013 13:46


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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by direktor97 » 04.09.2013 16:40

True story: Just for a giggle, I thought I would type in random words as my password. I randomly typed in 'ManUtdsDefence' and it said too weak. :lfc:

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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by direktor97 » 22.09.2013 22:49

NON-LFC

♦ Balotelli missed a penalty.
♦ John Obi Mikel scored.
♦ Arsenal are top of the league.
♦ Valdes is saving penalties.
♦ United lost with Howard Webb.
♦ Nasri playing every match
♦ Jose Mourinho isn't special anymore
♦ Barcelona had 48% possession.
♦ Ramsey scores every match

Dark times... the end is near‼

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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by ynwa#7 » 10.11.2013 17:46

Lucas Leiva: I always put my head down and sprint 40 yards out of position. First thing I reach, I kick - a man or a ball.

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Re: Razne bedarije & vici 2

Post by milkec » 28.11.2013 13:44

Borini bi rad igral na svetovnem prvenstvu. Menda čisto zares.

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