Razne bedarije & vici #2

[_R9_]

Zame zmaga R9. Čeprav so pa glas Valjavca kar dobro zadeli.

[KOP-mistr]

hahaha

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VuZnAoZJ_g[/YOUTUBE]

[mrmoon]

To bi moral na lestvice pridet.

[KOP-mistr]

Swine Flu Update:

30,000 Mancs pig sick in Rome...

[jeggybl]

Zakaj so navijači Barce izžvižgali Ronalda, ko je prejemal medaljo?






























Trenirali so za el clasico!

[KOP-mistr]

Job going as welder in Manchester.


Wage: Negotiable.

Job description: Putting roof back on open top bus.

Location: Old Trafford, Manchester.

[mrmoon]

[Zlatko]

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What does Rome stand for.... Ronaldo Ordinary Messi Extraordinary

Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding him. It’s to see if he only chokes in big games.

A bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks “How much for humiliation?”

The Madam answers “40 Euros”

“What do I get for that?” he asks.

“A Man United shirt”

Police have confirmed that they have arrested a 27 year old Manchester man on suspicion of fraud. The man named as Michael Carrick is believed to have being at the centre of an £18m scam. The man charged has been masquerading as a top class international centre midfielder for 3 years. Italian authorities have handed overwhelming evidence of the fraud to English police including video footage of his inability to retain the ball, hit long range forward passes and poor defending.

An English police spokesman said 'We are delighted this fraud has been uncovered. We have being following the suspect since similar incidents occurred in Liverpool on 13 September and Manchester in on 14 March'

[lolo4]

lepe:D

[Redheart]

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