Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride's head and showed it to people, they'd think that was some plumber dude or something.
That's one aerodynamic forehead.
So you went to Sea World and came back with a Whale, congrats.
Don't you ever disrespect john candy like that.....he looks like megan fox compared to that ....uhhh....it.
